Saturday, July 24, 2010

Smoking: Now Cooler Than Ever!

Despite all the negativity surrounding cigarettes and the act of smoking them, people are still puffing their lungs away. Why?

The answer is simple: Smoking is still cool.

Since the dawn of long hair and road trips to California, smoking has been a staple in the movement against The Man. And The Man hates smoking now more than ever. It’s a simple philosophy: Do what The Man does not approve!

So by smoking, one is demonstrating that they simply do not give a [crap] about the system which has successfully made it taboo to smoke – and smoke regular cigarettes! I’m not even referring to that wacky stuff.

Today smoking is banned from restaurants, bars and even certain places outside. There is now such a crackdown on smoking that if someone is going to take a “stand” and “fight the system,” it is almost mandatory to smoke.

In short, smoking is quickly becoming the ultimate act against The Man. Perhaps one day smoking cigarettes will be just as bad as doing heroin.